Lahiri’s Limericks!

There was once a dog from Canterbury,

Who was so cute and furry,

Went to the fair,

Bit the mayor,

And had to be to be deported to Surrey

Claire of France,

Just loved to dance,

Did not hear the song

Did all the steps wrong,

And could not wait for her next chance

There was a man from Oxford,

Who had the title of Lord

Played Polo in his lawn,

From dusk till dawn,

And then drove of in his Ford.

There was once a man from Spain,

Who was in a lot of pain,

Went to a few hospitals,

Swallowed a dozen rose petals,

And went totally insane.

Gordon Kelly of Southampton,

Wanted to get drunk and have fun,

Drank a few pints of beer,

Found the stars so near,

That he shot himself with a gun.